1. Last Name (print) ____________________

2. First Name (circle one)
Billy Bob
Billy Joe
Billy Ray
Bobby Joe
Bobby Ray
Bobby Lee

3. Name of Spouse (print) __________________

4. Relationship to Spouse (circle one)
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5. Color of teeth (circle one)
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6. Number of broken down cars in your yard (print) ______

7. Number of miles you live from a paved road (print) _______

8. Occupation (circle one)
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Dis here racist against the good Christian white folk of them there SEC teams.

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Them good Christian white folks will get dressed up in suits/ties and pretty dresses every Sunday and go worship for an hour, then go sit down and have a nice big meal.

The other six days during the week, they'll do what I do after work.... sit on their porches and sip whiskey.

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Sounds like a little jealousy there because the SEC is kicking the rest of us' hineys every Saturday.

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Yawl want meuh to tell yah what us southern boys think abouy yawl yankees?
Hate on haters. Get good at football.

I'm not a Yankee by any means. I'm 75% Cuban, 25% Florida Cracker. Born and raised in Miami and never lived or worked anywhere else.

And I'm all things Miami when it comes to sports. Dolphins, Hurricanes. Heat, Marlins, Panthers, you name it.

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Que bola

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Wut yew say tuh meh?

More like

Wut joo sey meng??

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The bigger question here is what whiskey you are partaking in?

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I'll accept this translation. Roll Tide.

It better be something from Tennessee! Our beloved brothers to the North!

I'm an Blanton, Eagle Rare, 4 Roses, Woodford, Knob Creek Maple, PVW (sort of overrated, but I have one bottle), I can tolerate things like Makers, JD Honey, etc.

If we're talking Scotch... and if we're dividing mixed / single malt, but... yeah...
MacCallan 12, Glenlivet, The Dalmore King Alexander, Dewers, etc. etc....

Let me know when you want to start talking about anejo tequilas.

I reckon us Bammer boys like our drank. See y'all Sunday.

I love me some Woodford Reserve, Knob Creek, Uncle Nearest or Bulleit. Kentucky is just as good as Tennessee in that regard.

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Woodford, Blantons, EH Taylor, Weller Special, Larceny, and New Riff all in rotation at my house. Wife got me a bottle of Knob Creek 12 year for my birthday that'll be opened next.

Have yet to get my hands on Eagle Rare.

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Joo gada be keeding me meng.

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Joo go to Poobly and I go to Hondipo.

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Well, they share the same border just like they share their sister so tomato/tomatoe.

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That’s “mater”, you yankee lovin’ ho.

Why you have to bring the lovable tow truck from Cars into this?

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Thought the same thing, but I'm staying out of this since I do live in SEC country and will be guilty by association, even though my college team does not belong to the SEC. Saying that, every other conference strives to be like the SEC.

Its why the SEC has had 10 appearances in the final game and the rest of college football has eight. Twice the final two teams were SEC teams. Six National titles to three. Three different SEC teams have won the title, to two for the rest of college football.

One may not be a fan, but the conference produces winners. Jealously rains, even for myself.

I just want to see my team in the Rose Bowl, but that whole playoff expansion is gonna muck that all up it seems.

Forever the pinstripe bowl baby

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