Well, it is Patriots Week. I hate the Patriots. You know, my anti-love for the cheating Patriots has evolved  to new levels. It has actually surpassed the Bills and Jets. The latter is actually quite the accomplishment because hating the Jets is easy. What a nice post-apocalyptic Christmas Present beating the snot out of the Patriots would be. I’m sending a subtle hint here. Furthermore, 8-8 would look good on the old resume. We can honestly say we didn’t have a losing season. … and yes I’ll take that over the couple of draft slots we’ll drop because of a win.

I don’t know if it’s the mood I’m in or I am actually a bad person, but I want to see Cameron Wake T-bone Brady. You know, come unblocked and just plow him. That would be like getting a personal “happy New Year!” from the Dolphins to me. Okay, so I’ll feel the same if its an unblocked blitzer, preferably of the linebacker persuasion.

Fall of 2009 was Miami’s last win and it was at home. To be honest, I can’t remember the last time this team has won in Foxboro. It has been a tough place for the Dolphins. The hate is mutual and the Patriots Fans bring it. The Refs usually have a Patriots Logo on their blue and red pinstripe uniforms and are seen getting Brady autographs before the game. Okay, so they don’t actually have logos, I made that up, but you can count on Miami’s Transgressions being flagged at a 2-1 rate through the first 3 quarters.

Finally there’s Bill Belichick and that disgusted look he gets when he loses. It almost causes me a week’s worth of Joy. People actually notice a difference in me. My kids ask me why I’m so happy. I always answer, “cause I love you”. If I say it’s because I saw Belichicks, whiny, sniffling, tear dropped lined face it would seem a little petty.  It would be a serious dilemma for me if someone asked me whose losing face do I like the best, Rex Ryan or Bill Belichick.

In any case, this game truly is a test. You want to be the best? You have to beat the best. It is cliché but so true. The Patriots usually maul the Dolphins Foxboro as of late. The scores are not even close. A nice second place for me would be to make this a nail-biter down to the end. At least end the season with a little fight. Furthermore it will give your fans hope for the up and coming 2013 season.

Go Tanny

GD2

Be sure to download our browser toolbar for Firefox or Internet Exploder. I keep it updated with all the current links that keeps me informed.

Download the Free Phinfever Browser Toolbar