As Joe Brocato points out at the tail end of a to-be-posted PFTV segment, the 49ers, Eagles, Cowboys, and Bills most likely aren't on his list -- primarily because he most likely isn't on theirs.
But other teams needed to be added, due to the reality that men with whom he has been associated in San Fran, Philly, Dallas, and Buffalo have moved on to other franchises. In Minnesota, for example, former Eagles offensive coordinator Brad Childress likely has no interest in reuniting with a man who once told Chilly not to talk to T.O. unless T.O. speaks to Chilly first.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... -tos-list/
As a result of Owens' past actions, he's essentially dealing with a 20-team league, at most. Though we still think he'll eventually get a job, his reputation not only will result in some teams being hesitant; it'll also result in plenty shouting "hell no."
After reading this on PFT I just thought it'd be fun to make a list of all 32 teams and give a T.O. opinion on each of them....Enjoy
New England: "Please Belichick, I want to play for you. I'll even take a salary cut. How bout this..... 1 year of service for a Super Bowl ring and a bag of Popcorn to every fan in the Boston area."
NYJ: "My reality show would do well in the city, but I'm not too sure about your QB, Last time I played with a Spanish fella there were issues (Garcia). At least your coach always has his popcorn ready"
Buffalo: "It was too cold for me up there. Plus, I couldnt use my 'that's my QB' line cause I didnt know who was under center every week. Pay me, and we'll win the AFCE I swear!"
Miami: "Its soooo disrespectful to be called 'The Player' by a large aquatic mammal, but I love South Beach, Please Tuna, take me back.....Sparano didnt have a problem with me.... I swear, Ask him, He'd take me."
Pitt: "Mr. Rooney, I can make your team a winner if your QB can keep his weenie in his pants. Im into that at all!!"
Cincy: "Ocho!! Holla! Make room for Numba 81, we gonna make wide receivin' fun again!"
Cleveland: "Mr. Holmgren, I, The Player, can heal the wounds of Mr LeBron. Let me be your savior."
Baltimore: "City of Baltimore, Im sorry I couldnt come to terms to play for y'all in '04, Im ready to be a Raven now. Mr Lewis, I apologize for mocking your dance in '04. Tell 'Quan, I can be his better half on that WR corps."
Indy: "Peyton, lemme show YOU a thing or two........ No?"
Houston: "Andre, Move over, there's a new sheriff in Texas."
Jacksonville: "I hear that your ticket sales are low.... Let me help... I'll fill that stadium with more reporters and camera's than you've seen since the 1999 season. Remember what that was like? Well, the T.O. show can make you famous. Scout's honor!! Oh yea, who's your QB again? right......... ok, so we gonna do this thing or what?"
Tennessee: "With johnson running wild, Im gonna be wide open. Put it this way, If i break 1000 yards, I'll take a 500k discount. You win both ways!"
SD: "I hear Vinny is givin' y'all trouble.... Here's my number, If he don't show up game 1, I'll be ready... But Im rockin' them powder blues cause them sh**s are hot!"
Denver: "Don't y'all need a dominant WR? I'll make that Tebow kid famous!"
KC: "Todd Haley, you better watch your mouth, cause Imma comin' to your division to whoop your arse!"
Oakland: "Al...... Al.... come on..... I'll even give you a discount.... I'll lower my asking price from $5 million to $4.9 million. Im a steal."
NYG: "I've played for 2 of your rivals.... I know the dirt. Bring me in, we can do big things here. Plus I KNOOOOW you sell popcorn in that new big stadium."
Philly: "Mr. Reid, remember how I played with half a leg in the SB? Now that the quitter is gone, lets go win....Nah? Ok, Later!"
Washington: "Mr. Shanahan, Me and Donovan are boys now... We had a juvenille scrap back in the day when he lost that big game for us, but hey! its all cool now. Water under the bridge. Let's get together, I can do big things here in D.C."
Dallas: "Witten, I hate you! Why did you have to go make secret plays without me...::sob::"
Minnesota: "Chilly, It'd be a loooong day in hell before I come play with that old geezer you got up there. Shout out to AP."
Green Bay: "I dropped the pom poms, come on! Your QB's got an arm and I like that. I'll come cheap if you throw in some designer winter jackets for the sidelines."
Detroit: "Pay me double and I'll sell out your stadium. Scout's honor"
Chicago: "I don't like whiny QBs, but hey, Im desperate. I need a winner! I can make JC better, I swear!!!"
Tampa: "I like Florida... Hey, didn't y'all just get rid of a big WR (Bryant)? Is there room for me?"
Atlanta: "DeAngelo Who? I never spit on no one.... it was sweat, and it was his too. I just hissed at him. Plus, y'all got rid of him a while back."
New Orleans: "I like parties, and crawfish..... Reggie, move over. The T.O. Show is comin' to town. Tell Kim she can do a guest appearance or 2. Yea....::sly chuckle::"
Carolina: "Don't worry, me and Stevie Smith are boys! We'll train Clausen all night and day, not each other."
SF: "I aint gonna play for a guy that moons his team. That's some gay sh** right there.... especially in that city."
St Louis: "Excuse me, Who is your QB this season? Just inquiring and letting you know Im available for $8 million dollars."
Arizona: "Popcorn in the Desert. Ho' boy, let's do this! I hear its quite common to do your workout in the driveway and in that 'Zona sun."
Seattle: "Mr. Caroll, come on...... come on... Do the right thing here.... I did good once as a 'bird, lemme do it again.... I know you like your vets. Pus, remember that 'Sharpie' stunt, People in Seattle already gots my autograph."